Easter Jokes for Kids

While the hot-cross buns and Easter eggs have already been on the supermarket shelves long enough for them to be valueless as far as bribes for the kids go, Easter is still a few weeks away. While the buns and eggs may no longer bring a smile to your face, a good old fashioned Easter joke will always work a treat with the kids.

Here are some of the best and most hilarious Easter puns we have found (and possibly some we made up ourselves) to share with your kids this Easter.

Easter Funnies!

Q: What does the Easter Bunny say when it does a burp?

A: Eggs-cuse me!


Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?

A: It might crack up!


Q: Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?

A: Because they are eggs-tinct!


Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

A: No bunny knows!


Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

A: With lots of Eggs-ercise!


Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

A: From an Egg Plant.


Q: What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?

A: An Egg-stra-terrestrial!


Q: How does Easter end?

A: With the letter ‘R’


Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate his favourite restaurant?

A: He said it was Egg-cellent!


Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

A: Hot Cross Bunnies!


Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

A: Eggs mark the spot!


Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

A: He saw the chicken doing it and thought it looked egg-citing!


happy easter

And you cannot have a list of jokes for kids without a cracking (pun intended) good knock knock trilogy.

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

 Knock knock

Who’s there?


Easter who?

Easter Bunny!


Knock knock

Who’s there?


Ana who?

Ana-ther Easter Bunny!


Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Some Bunny

Some Bunny Who?

Some Bunny’s been eating my Easter Eggs!


What are your favourite Easter jokes? Share them with us! and check out what you can do with all those left over Easter Eggs!

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